Wishing Biden Nothing One Way Or The Other

Avowed Plague Cult zealot Joe Biden has contracted the venerated pestilence.

At the zenith of the respiratory boutade, the Autarch conspired to restrict the availability of particular curatives in order to coralle the population towards the injectable genetic therapies preferred by elite technocrats and to punish individuals refusing to acquiesce with the likelihood of grave illness and possibly even death.

Bet during the grips of his illness no physician wheeled Biden to the hospital entrance and had him ejected from the premises as pleurisy filled his lungs, essentially telling him desiccated bowel movement because of his inoculation status.

As such, I am gripped with profound indifference regarding his potential recovery.

by Frederick Meekins